The Path to Endarkenment
Friday, October 10, 2008
Ooo Ooooo that SMELL!
Man goes to sleep one day.
Man smells something funny.
Man ignors smell.
Next day.
Man goes to sleep one day.
Man sniffs the bad smell still there.
Man thinks odor smells like copper.
Next day.
Man sits up in bed perplexed.
Man cannot fathom smell.
Smell over passing days becomes exponential.
By day 4, strong copper odor is unbearable.
Day 5, man sees flies in bedroom. The big green kind.
Man loses mind, destroys room, lifts bed up to find nothing.
Man sniffs behind new nighstand.
Strong odor rises.
Man moves nightstand, large rodent found in rigor.
Man freaks.
Man removes rodent, sprays lots of Lysol.
Smell gone.
Man, disgusted, remembers lost cargo. Hates cat.
Cat laughs.
Any questions still?
Man smells something funny.
Man ignors smell.
Next day.
Man goes to sleep one day.
Man sniffs the bad smell still there.
Man thinks odor smells like copper.
Next day.
Man sits up in bed perplexed.
Man cannot fathom smell.
Smell over passing days becomes exponential.
By day 4, strong copper odor is unbearable.
Day 5, man sees flies in bedroom. The big green kind.
Man loses mind, destroys room, lifts bed up to find nothing.
Man sniffs behind new nighstand.
Strong odor rises.
Man moves nightstand, large rodent found in rigor.
Man freaks.
Man removes rodent, sprays lots of Lysol.
Smell gone.
Man, disgusted, remembers lost cargo. Hates cat.
Cat laughs.
Any questions still?
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